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Much like everyone thinks theyre the best driver in the world everyone thinks theyre great in the sack Maybe youve got the Kama Sutra down like the back of your partners hand maybe youve used that internet connection to amass a few external drives full of training material Whatever arts youre trained in the question has almost undoubtedly popped into your head during the heat of the moment Am I good at this the best lover in the world Well friends to fall back on an cliche that I promise well use only a few dozen more times theres an app for that Now we have absolutely no idea if this works as promised though were working on getting someone on staff to give in and do a On with the app as soon as possible but heres the premise by measuring the vibrations of your bed during the Wild Rumpus and comparing it to that of thousands of surveyed couples Love Vibes gives you a 110 this is science were talking about folks its not as simple as just pressing the Begin love making button and doing the dirty There are all sorts of variables that have to be set first to ensure absolute accuracy such as Mattress Firmness and oh thats it Admittedly it all sounds like a bunch of nonsense to us Theres no universal metric for charting out sexual savviness especially not one that works by playing with your mattress If nothing else were just impressed that the apps developers SparkTooth managed to pitch this in such a way that Apple didnt try to lop it off at the knees Is Apple loosening up the reigns a bit or did SparkTooth just ensure that the reviewers were ranked 1010 everytime You can find Love Vibes for 199 in the App Store here iTunes Link SCIENCE